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May the Best God Win
Whose God would Win in a Head-to-Head Battle?
Or would it be a whole bunch of them? Head-to-head-to-head-to…?
Battle to the death? Or just May the Best God Win?
They could all bring out their best stuff: Lightning bolts, hurricanes, plagues, monsters, droughts, insects, rap battles, lip sync battles, comparison of treasure, creativity, power, intelligence, and of course the Ultimate Flex: who has the most followers? Or should it be who has the best followers?
They could livestream it, too. This would be a great recruiting opportunity, and the ad revenues would be insane. The bookies would be out of their ever-loving minds.
And if someone we didn’t know about and failed to invite gets offended, should we be worried about asteroids of retaliation?
People could buy merch for their favorite.
It could be a holiday, which would be funny because etymology.
Security would have to be TIGHT. All these factions in one place? Recipe for destruction on a grand scale.
Now, who gets invited? The current ones or ancient ones or both? How many of them are the same ones with different names? Awkward.
And how do we reach them? Do we just say it out loud, like Michael declaring bankruptcy? I mean, if…
