He was a test balloon--the toddler who tore all the safety locks off the cabinet doors. If we paid attention, we can replace the the toddler-proofing with better materials. If we didn't, I hope there are enough babysitters to keep him corralled. Please God. He showed us where the hole in the dike is, and if we can keep it plugged and then repair it before an actual non-moron with charisma tries the same thing, well, thanks be to God. Not even kidding.