Ex-Fundamentalist Bingo

Winners determined by…no, wait, you already won by leaving

  • Potluck meals in the fellowship hall. You know whose food to avoid, if the church is small enough.
  • Visitation — no, not the angels. Knocking on people’s doors like a church salesman, hoping they wouldn’t answer. Asking them “If you died today, do you know for sure you would go to heaven?” without realizing what a creepy question that is…

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Elizabeth Park

Elizabeth Park

I’m a spiritual coach for the ones who are overwhelmed, on the spectrum, or just want to give up. I’ve been there.