Did Trump Defile America? Or Just his own Pants?

Elizabeth Park
5 min readMay 11, 2024

Let’s talk about the Gift of Trump

Did anyone have this on their 2024 BINGO card?

In any other year or news cycle, this would not have gone away so quietly.

Donald ‘Von ShitzInPantz’ has now formally been entered into the public record at Trump’s hush-money trial

Trump’s True Gift is More than Grift

America is sick, and he’s the contrast dye.

A man in a suit, mostly famous for saying “You’re fired” and an Eastern European model in a white frock ride majestically down an escalator, to announce his run for the presidency of the United States of America.

It was like a scene from a parody, a spoof.

But it was real.

I watched the escalator scene with amusement and disgust. It was a train wreck, a circus, a mockery, and he was taking it so, so seriously.

Gliding down the escalator in Trump Tower. To run for PRESIDENT?

It would never work. It was a novel idea to see play out, like in an alternate universe, just for funsies. No harm done.



Elizabeth Park

Van Gogh fan girl, loves good questions and people who listen, ex-fundamentalist; Spiritual life coach for black sheep salvagingyourstory.com